What Theo Did

Well, ya know, me and all my friends were just kinda, hangin out, ya know. A Friday night in may when it's warm out and all. So I look across the street and I see my friend Theo. ad my friend Melody and me both go at the same time, "Yo Theo!" and then we started laughin, cause it was like funny, ya know.

So theo comes over and he's all like "Hey Nickey hey Mel, what's up?" and I mean that was pretty nasty of him cause his girlfriend was like right there, too, and he just kind of, you know, ignored her, ya know. So that was pretty nasty of him. But Jenny said she didn't care.

Anyway we go "Not much, we're just kinda, hangin out, ya know." so Theo goes, "Well, I heard of a pretty good party across town. You wanna like, crash?" and we thought that sounded pretty, ya know, killer. So there we were hangin out at this party when we see this guy and Jenny goes, "yo, that's Steven. I slept with him once." Well, I don't know if she did or not. I think she just wanted to get Theo mad cause he was like, ignoring her, ya know. So she goes "yo, Steven." and Steven comes over and he's all, "yo Jen, what's up?" and that just about killed Theo cause he told us about this party and there's his girl talkin to another guy. So Theo goes "to this is like, pissing me off." and I go "yo, well Theo, you're ignoring her and it's nasty." so he goes "yo you're right." and he goes over and starts talkin to Jen. So they're like, talkin, right? And then they start to like argue, and the argument got louder and louder. But I wasn't listening or anything.

The. All of the sudden Steve goes "gaughhh!" ya know, and his eyes like, bug out, and his face turns all purple, and then he like falls to the floor with someone's knife in his back. It was horrible! And I was all like, screaming, ya know, so they like dragged me away and sat me down. And all these cops came over and they were like "yo you gotta testify." so you got me here in your dumb courtroom and I told you the story as well as I could, but I just don't know what happened so stop harahing on me! I don't know what Theo did.